Singapore: Going to the zoo

A post-visit report from the Singapore Zoo featured raspy giraffe tongues, magnificent polar bears,  sweet Meer cats, orang-utans that bore more than a passing resemblance to two members of the family, a hairy spider which scared the designer pants off one of the said monkey lookalikes, majestic elephants and copulating leopards. Disappointingly, they were unable to find the giraffe-coloured ‘adventure scooters’ which were the highlight of Mrs M’s last visit.